hardcorebrownie:

today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

(via kianlawley)

zackisontumblr:

i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

  • yes babe
  • you’re cute
  • of course i will bring you snacks
  • my dick is 3 feet long
  • you’re always right babe i’m sorry

(via cinematic-and-dramatic)

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via loserslol)